Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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