im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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