But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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