Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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