my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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