if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I would fuck him just for his dog
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