he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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