he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
