Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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