No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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