All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
