I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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