Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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