so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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