Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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