I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
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He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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