Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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