Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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