I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
