Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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