Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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