she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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