He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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