Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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