OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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