it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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