when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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