Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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