you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Never joke about your clitoris.
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