i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
