their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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