he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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