You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
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I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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