I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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