Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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