I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
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planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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