To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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