Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
we're so committed to being not committed
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
