"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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