We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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