dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
it glows. i had to have it.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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