i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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