Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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