Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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