my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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