look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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