doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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