So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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