You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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