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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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