I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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