Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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